September 2012
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drunkxabi:
i really should tell any prospective employers that unless the job in question places me inside of a cozy dark room with sound-proof walls high-speed internet my dog -for interaction with a being that can’t speak words- and a hogwarts-esque buffet i’m truly not fucking interested
August 2012
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Watchvideohall:
So you think you can fart?
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Watchhedislimanefortarget:
but your bird can NEVER
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Watchvideohall:
Putting puppies to sleep like a boss
> I CANT TAKE THE CUTENESS!
> I would like to be covered in those puppies. Right now.
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gawd. why not kaka (poop)? →
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(reblog)While watching teen wolf with my dad
Jackson asks Allison: what are you reading?
My dad: 50 Shades of Grey
Me: Do you even know what that book's about?
My dad: Nope
Me: It's a BDSM story
My dad: Is that like IMDb?
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“I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don’t know why, some people fill the...”
– Anaïs Nin (via ghettoblasterr)
wat →
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Does ol’girl have a new song out?!
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phiLOLZophy: I'm Post-Philosophy Now K? →
philolzophy:
I got a little crazy about philosophy because it was so helpful with all the things I was going through in my real life (has anyone ever said this before?). I was really religious when I started college and the second I was thinking critically about it I had all this damage to the…
Peter Singer? Really?
At least he is alive. I graduated with a creepy crush on...
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